Yesterday I was walking through Zamalek, the expat heavy neighborhood I had lived in when I first moved to Cairo (the island in the Nile, visible in the photo). Mallory and I were walking down the street when some old ladies wearing khaki pocket vests asked us directions for a pizza place often advertised in the tourist guide books. It was sorta funny to hear their mid-western accents and I couldn't help but ask where they were from, which turns out to be "Washington Pennslyvania." They thought it quite unusual that Mallory and I actually live in Cairo, but it was nice talking to them nonetheless.
I'm always amused by people wearing pocket vests. Aid workers and journalists always seem to be wearing these things on television and in the movies. If you watch the movie "Hotel Rwanda," its always these foks running around in khaki, like they are going fly fishing or something. But really, what do you do with a pocket vest? I couldn't help but wonder what an aid worker would need all these pockets for... and more curious what the average tourist in Cairo is going to do with a day bag, a fanny pack, and 27 pockets? The other funny thing I've noticed among aid workers and journalists in Cairo is the "uniform." It was only after a couple months of being in Egypt that I noticed white folks always wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans whenever they "go into the field." I noticed this at a meeting in Ain Shemz, when I was to meet all the gang leaders and all of us foriegners (I think there were four of us total) were all dressed in the same outfit. Then a couple months later, I watchd a report from a journalist on CNN who was speaking about conditions in a Pakistani refugee camp - yep, he was wearing the same uniform. The funny thing is that this isn't common attire in African countries... so is this what aid workers wear in the middle east? The big question is, why? How does a black t-shirt, blue jeans, and/or a pocket vest make you fit into Islamic society. Now I admit, I sometimes continue to dress like this - and am even dressed like this right now (sans vest) - but mostly because the girlfriend thinks I look cute with my "aid worker uniform." I'm not sure if there much dignity with this reason, but at least it is some sort of basis for my actions.

Lastly, there is one other major aid worker/journalist/tourist fashion. The Indiana Jones outfit. If you go to the pyrmids in Giza, its funny just how many men and women are wearing a white oxford, khaki pants, and a fedora. Too many times in Cairo I've looked down the street - a street bursting with mobile phone dealers, electronic shops, and American fast food venues - only to see a lone British explorer from c. 1904 walking up the street, as if venturing forthe into unknown on some expedition or safari. I keep wanting to ask these guys, anywhere between the age of 20 and 80, "Dude, whats up with the outfit? Did McDonalds not have the chicken sandwhich you wanted so you now need to hunt 'big game' ?"
I will admit that the first time I went to the pyramids, I dressed like Indiana Jones. No hat, jsut khakis and cotton. It was a good time, as I picked up lots of cool rocks and trinkets while walking around, but in the end, I had to leave them because there wasn't a way to carry them all.

